You Know You are Addicted to Pole Dancing When...
1. No matter where you are you find yourself saying "This place is sooo nice, if only they had a pole it would be perfect" or "If only they had a pole this place would be great!"
2. You are out and about drunk you end up doing body waves on random objects.
3. You look at traffic signs, poles and light posts with a naughty look in your eyes.
4. You have random bruises all over your legs (and other places)
5. You don't understand why people pay strippers, you can work that pole waaaay better, and you'll do it for free too!
6. You think that Demi Moore's dance moves are wack. As if doing the bow-and-arrow is hard or something! phfff!
7. Your man prefers reading tabloids instead of looking at you turning upside down. After all you do that more often than Brittney gets drunk and Lindsay Lohan goes to rehab.
8. You have unsuccessfully tried to dance on the pole at the same time as all your other girlfriends cuz you just cant wait for your turn...
9. ..and until this day you are still trying to do it.
10. You find yourself checking out the ceiling of all places you go to, so that you know where to put your pole. Just in case you decide to bring it along sometime.
11. You fantasize about the day when poles are made of lightweight material and can be folded into a size that fits in a handbag.
12. You bunk lectures so that you can go home and pole dance.
13. All your songs on your Ipod are ranked according to pole dance ability.
14. You wear underwear suitable for pole dancing whenever you go out clubbing. Juuuust in case against all odds they would happen to have a pole there.
15. You don't use that much body lotion anymore.
16. Painting your toenails is a waste of time, since the polish is scraped away within no time.
17. You get upset when you have to wear trousers on a night out, fancy tricks are so much harder without bare legs!
18. You suddenly find yourself spinning on the poles of the underground tube to the tunes of your ipod
19. You see a pole like object and you just cant help yourself
20. Your Facebook friends list is made up of more pole dancers than old school friends.
21. You throw out your bed and sleep on the floor just so you can fit a pole in your bedroom cuz your mom won't let you put it anywhere else in the house!
22. You get hit by a car/motorbike and the first thing you think of when you lie knocked out on the ground is : "shit will i be able to attend pole dance class tonight!?"
23. You have so many pairs of 'nice pole dancing knickers', that you don't need to buy underwear for the rest of your life . . . . . . but you still buy "just one more pair" anyway !!!
24. When you and your crazy Aunt resort to pole-dancing on a bus cuz any pole will do!!
25. When you own more than one pole, because each and everyone is special and different.
26. When all your friends are hanging upside down in their profile pics
27. When your friends wake up the morning after a night out complaining about hangovers...and you wake up complaining about sore legs!
28. When your doctor questions you about being in an "abusive" relationship,(i.e. inner thigh bruises,)if she knew it was an addiction!
29. When I'm sleeping and dream that i can do a new pole trick.
30. When half your heels are 6 inches or higher!
31. When you find yourself watching pole dance videos on youtube all day.
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