Dallas TX - My Oh My
Arriving in Dallas after San Antonio was quite a shock in general. For starters there was a whole lot of this picture to the right. Which was not the case in SA. Thank goodness my host had no problems duckin and weavin! HAhahhaha!!!
My first day was pretty relaxed. Got to settle into Karen's guest room and really make myself at home. I had the most wicked dreams while I stayed with her. I haven't dreamed like that in forever. I had a dream about aliens invaders that looked like Romulins (sp) but way more bad ass and concubines with 60 pairs of shoes on. I wish a wrote them down.
The next day, Karen and daughter took me out to the Dallas World Aquarium. Where many of the animals were my models. It was a hugs sanctuary where all kinds of wildlife lived, even wild birds from outside were taking in on the action..outside of a giant net covering the entire place. There were so many birds flying around the inside of the place that I was told to watch my head on more than one occasion for poop.
That evening the daughter came and got me for a night out on the town. We went to five bars and finally ended the night with Whataburger. And oh my blessed heaven the Honey Butter Chicken Biscuits are too die for!! I don't really remember all the names of the bars now, but I do remember The Angry Dog and The Pickle, but for some reason I am really drawing a blank on the other four bars.
Classes were awesome. I even got to play around with a Pilates instructor who informed me a little bit on my style and how it relates to Pilates. I've never taken Pilates or studied it so I was always curious about what they Pole-ates or Poletease was all about, and well, now I know.
They ranged from never touched a pole to Level 1 or 2 on some levels. After my beginner course a lot of them were surprised at what they could do on a pole. It was great to offer them some variety.
We did classes at two different locations and I got to see the new spaces that the gym was going to get. Was absolutely awesome to be apart of that excitement.
So the weirdest thing happened. The Clubhouse is in Dallas Texas. For those of you who are unaware of what the The Clubhouse is, let me give you some useless info you can entertain your friends with.
The Clubhouse is a titty bar that has been long time partly owned by members of the band Pantera. Vinnie Paul still frequents the joint and there is beyond swag on the inside. They play only metal and rock and there were 60 girls on the floor the night I broke my baby stripper goal #1 and performed at Pantera's titty bar. I do have to mention that I was a little out of place with my old stripper ways and the new way things are done, but we did have a great time watching everything and picking our jaws up off the floor. I did however loose the cutest little black dress and had to leave in my bikini. Thank god for southern gentlemen, somebody that was outside let me use his shirt.
I love Texas. Why did it take me so long to get here?