Thursday, December 17, 2009

Miss Pole Dance Germany 2009 - Hamburg

The Bild - Newspaper article. Translation below...

Pole Dancing. As the shells fall, while beautiful women in the smoky darkness, lasciviously lounging on poles. Main thing is sexy!

But is all this? Tonight rises in "Dollhouse", the "3 Miss Pole Dance Germany "- German championship in the pole dance. PICTURE reporter Simone Selonke (32) has tested whether the erotic pleasure is good (for men) to the "national sport" (for women).

The trainer: Pantera Blacksmith (32). U.S. megastar in the industry, former stripper, for ten years at the bar. The woman has muscles where other people do not even have little bacon rolls. If you see flying in the air and bending of light as a feather. In the Bild reporter, gravity increases with every attempt to adhere to the rod.

I had no idea the journalist would pose with her booby out! She seemed so shy...weird...

My new love is Germany. As my friends will tell you I am very proud of my German heritage, boasting at every opportunity.

I plan to return. Very soon...as in when I get home from Australia. Road trip around the home land!! Anyone want to come?

I got to see so many of my old pole hommies. Sabrina (thanks for making it all happen)( "The German"), Steve, Kay, Debbie, James, Jeannine (the new and still MPD German Champ), Akos and Alma from Hungary.
The competition was very well done and organized. Though it is always stressful for the organizers they did a fantastic job getting all of us in order and ready. Loved the venue as well. The Dollhouse was at least say a very entertaining place. The poles were a bit slippery but the environment and feel was fantastic. Even when we were there during regular business hours it was a lot of fun. One main stage and a stage at every table. Stage dancers, male and female...(yes there is eye candy for the ladies) and a Harley D in the center of main stage that REVOLVES! Too damn cool!
The bar man kept our group extremely happy, some of us a bit more than others (hahaha)
I also made some new hommies. All the ladies who performed at the competition, including little miss who taught me naughty naughty words in German, Boy and Micheal, hotel peeps Yogi, Josef and Jo and the fabulous Eve Champagne. Who was splendid enough to take me out on her Birthday with all her hommies. What a grand time we had! They took me through the fish market where I bought a big bamboo chai from a Jamaican coffee man (hahahaha) and someplace where they were playing American rock n' roll and xmas music. We drank beer, I ate eggs and potatoes that were so unbelievably awesome and before the end of the day I could speak this in German. It's gone now, but I will learn again.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Inner Goddess

How much fun did I have with Inner Goddess?
Can't tell you. But I can tell you never to tell a group of woman to grab your ass!
Thanks Rachel, you and your studio is absolutely beautiful!
Look, what could this possibly be? A bird you say? No way....not in Virginia

Fairmont Athletic Club

On the skirts of Philly lies a gym that has an excellent pole program run by the beautiful Heather. Who is a most fantastic host and lady.

I didn't get to see much of anything, but I did stay with another fantastic lady named Gina, whose so kick ass. I know we will be kicking it again in the future.

Its so rad meeting kick ass chicks. In case you ever forget, just take one for the team!

Peter Steele on Jerry!!

My long lost teenage love was on Jerry and I missed it? WTF



Carpe Dium

Pole Dance Classes at Ris-K


Little tiny town about an hour north of Philadelphia. This was the super mall of lingerie shops!! What devils they are in Stroudsburg, PA. I spent almost as much as I made! I do have to apologize to my lady at Pole Skivvies. I found the coolest shorts to pole dance in. Wearing them in video at bottom. I still love my skivvies though.


Being a tiny little town, there are hobbit houses that house tiny people. I'm kidding of course. This one was my hosts favorite. Her home was awesome. All gothic with gargoyles and dragons all over the place!





And in keeping with tradition after Cape Cod, I found another knob. This one we do not have to save.

Fitness With A Twist

Stopping in actual Pittsburg, it was nice to get back into the city for an afternoon. I only got to visit with Vanessa and her ladies at Fitness With A Twist for an afternoon. Sacrilege I say!! What was nice is I had an opportunity to walk about downtown Pittsburg and admire the architecture.




One of my favorite things about the east coast and across the pond are old churches and cemetaries. They have so much more charactor and uniqueness than many of the churches here on the younger part of this country.








Have lunch in the park with the corpses and Jesus on both sides!! Yay!

Thanks Jess

Being an inspiration for someone is the biggest compliment I could ever receive!

I sincerely hope to see you one day see you on your lira. Maybe on my next trip to the UK,


Jess' Blog - Check it if you love fashion!

Oh My You're Gorgeous

Oh Stephanie, How gorgeous are you and and Mars
I met this girl in LA the first time, I love her personality and sometimes wish I could be so....forward.
I only spent a few days in beautiful Cranberry and am happy to say that the east coast has the most beautiful fall. The timing was perfect. The city of bridges was full of color.



And similarly like Seattle, was gray and cloudy most of the time. I love this latitude. There are so many awesome places on it. I had the best steak of my life at a place called Mortons and say Alegria from Cirque. I love that show.





Can't wait to be back again.
Thank you ladies!
For all the ketchup!