Adventures of a Vertical Gymnast/Glorified Monkey Extraordinaire
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Learned Aussie Words and Phrases
DAMPER=bushmans bread. Pantera made DAMPER with her bare hands...and some beer...
F*CK ME DEAD=astonishment. F*CK ME DEAD look at that girls tattoos!
CRAP YOUR DAX=to pee your pants. Pantera is so happy to be back in Ipswich, she almost CRAPPED HER DAX!
GOB SMACKED=stunned like ya been punched in the mouth n dazed lol
MOZZIE=Mosquitoes. Pantera has yet to be eaten alive by the bloody MOZZIES of OZ
AWNING OVER THE TOY SHOP=beer belly on a male person. I didn't see a single AWNING OVER THE TOY SHOP when I watched league tonight! Did anyone catch the Broncos vs Cowboys game? Go F'N Brisbane! I know I am in Sydney but those guys rocked...come on!!!
Aussie person of the day: Ned Kelly
C U NEXT TUESDAY=To illicit for sensitive American ears
TALL POPPY SYNDROME. The publics response to bring someone down who has gained great success. PETA had a case of the TALL POPPY over that kangaroo, I'd say. You'd think they'd like a marsupial kicking human ass. It would make a great commercial!
LEFT IN THE LURCH=to be abandoned at a time of great need. Pantera was LEFT IN THE LURCH today without any warning!
CLACKER=a girls goody box. Pantera hasn't seen a single CLACKER in Australia yet!
FNQ=Far North Queensland. Only FNQs will know this one!
FITS LIKE A HONEYMOON COCK=a very neat fit. Pantera being here in Australia FITS LIKE A HONEYMOON COCK!
ROOT=to have sex. I will totally get rooted one of these days!
STICKY BEAK=putting your nose in someone's business
WOOP WOOP=meaning out in the middle of no where, BFE.
TAKING THE DOLE/DOLEBLUDGER=People who are on unemployment, don't look for jobs and bitch about not getting their money